rusig:

"I don’t think girls should—"

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me going to get my haircut

Stylist: So what do you want to do with your hair?
Me: Formal!
Stylist: Ok...can you give me more of a direction of what you want--
Me: I'm a trouble maker!
Stylist: Ok great we all like to rock the boat but your hair--
Me: Mysterious!

matzoballer:

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

crappy-mask-salesman:

thirty day colouring challenge

day two: create a colouring with the base image used twice

game: legend of zelda series

stonelions:

"All these characters are gay? No. It’s unrealistic to have so many." 

Didn’t you know? Gays are pack animals. Like angry wolves, they rove the countryside in large groups. During the full moon the alphagay has a contagious bite that will make you realize that of course gay people fuckin hang out together???

¿QUÉ?

tabrizu:

i know you’re living in my mind

sarurunkamui:

The Reincarnated by *ShadeofShinon

scootermoto:

i know you didn’t just call me a beast

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

thenintendard:

seasaltdays:

The Final Blow

nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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